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Adam and Eve 


A little girl asked her mother,
"How did the human race start?"
The mother answered,
"God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made." 


Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

 

The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
"Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered,
"Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."


Note: This is from an email.

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hahahahahahahahahhahahahah!!!!
This is just too cute..   I am going to send it out to everyone!   :-)
Yap ,that's a cute joke.
Interesting if one watches a show like "Chimps return to Eden" on "Animal Planet", one realizes how STUPID chimps (which the evolutionists tell us are genetically close to humans) are.  They had an exercise for the chimps where they had to go through a short tunnel thing to get to food (and they hadn't eaten for a day so they were very hungry).  Something a dog or cat would navigate in a heartbeat so chimps, supposedly higher on the evolutionary chain should have had no problem, right?  WRONG!  They only got a couple of chimps to go through the tunnel thing and then, with a lot of difficulty... the others they had to knock out and CARRY them to the other side!  So much for evolution (if dogs and cats are more intelligent than chimpanzees!).  This is one subject I have a hard time joking about because mainstream scientists are still blindly accepting evolution as a "truth" when there is no proof for it and lots of proofs for Intelligent Design.  They are testing medicines on rats assuming them close to humans, then proclaiming them "safe" and "trying them" on humans with devastating results and many people injured or even dead.  Darwin was an agnostic and pushed evolution to cut God out of the equation. Christians are in the majority and I would like to see them stand up to the agnostics and if for no other reason than that evolution denies God, Christians should demand an end to this outdated unscientific theory, not only for the sake of theology but for the sake of science!

LOL...cute

 

 I disagree watch this  Monkey Experiment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0344qRfAOtA

 

Here is it AKA The Habit Virus. They act just like huans do.

http://freekvermeulen.blogspot.com/2008/08/monkey-story-experiment-...

ya know Sue, Christians are  not in  as much of an agreement on the evolution front as you seem to think. About  1/3 of Christians  have no problem with evolution  at all a little more then 1/3 are young earth creatist and the  rest say God helped guild evolution.

 Heres a Christian old earth creationism website

http://www.answersincreation.org/

 

SueW said:

Interesting if one watches a show like "Chimps return to Eden" on "Animal Planet", one realizes how STUPID chimps (which the evolutionists tell us are genetically close to humans) are.  They had an exercise for the chimps where they had to go through a short tunnel thing to get to food (and they hadn't eaten for a day so they were very hungry).  Something a dog or cat would navigate in a heartbeat so chimps, supposedly higher on the evolutionary chain should have had no problem, right?  WRONG!  They only got a couple of chimps to go through the tunnel thing and then, with a lot of difficulty... the others they had to knock out and CARRY them to the other side!  So much for evolution (if dogs and cats are more intelligent than chimpanzees!).  This is one subject I have a hard time joking about because mainstream scientists are still blindly accepting evolution as a "truth" when there is no proof for it and lots of proofs for Intelligent Design.  They are testing medicines on rats assuming them close to humans, then proclaiming them "safe" and "trying them" on humans with devastating results and many people injured or even dead.  Darwin was an agnostic and pushed evolution to cut God out of the equation. Christians are in the majority and I would like to see them stand up to the agnostics and if for no other reason than that evolution denies God, Christians should demand an end to this outdated unscientific theory, not only for the sake of theology but for the sake of science!
wow, how did this go from a humorous joke to a science discussion?

  IMO, It stated with post #4. attacking mainstream scientists while typing on a computer invented by an atheist running software from from another atheist.

I don't know about you, I can't help but laugh at that.

Sue, 

Here is a snippit of some really good stuff for creation apologetics..

Naturally Occurring Patterns

 

Nature produces patterns by itself, with no help from a designer:

  • Weather: Hurricanes & Tornados
  • Snowflakes, Crystals, Stalagmites, Sand Dunes
  • Fractals and Chaos

Everyday interactions of matter & energy produce these things

Designs

 

Always based on language & symbols

  • Plans: Music, Maps, Instructions
  • Human languages: English, Chinese, Spanish
  • Computer languages: HTML, JPG,C++, TCP/IP, USB
  • DNA

Always require a designer

The rest of the article is here

http://www.cosmicfingerprints.com/intelligent-evolution-quick-guide/

 

Perry Marshall really does a nice job!    At the end of the day - I think people follow God because they love him, or not.  Evolution is just a nice alternative for the godless.  Not to say that it is also for those who choose not to believe God.   He says he is the creator, now perhaps he used devolution in some instances.  ;-)   But, godless evolution.   Hmmmmm...   Plant corn and you get???   Corn.  Every time.  ;-)


SueW said:

Interesting if one watches a show like "Chimps return to Eden" on "Animal Planet", one realizes how STUPID chimps (which the evolutionists tell us are genetically close to humans) are.  They had an exercise for the chimps where they had to go through a short tunnel thing to get to food (and they hadn't eaten for a day so they were very hungry).  Something a dog or cat would navigate in a heartbeat so chimps, supposedly higher on the evolutionary chain should have had no problem, right?  WRONG!  They only got a couple of chimps to go through the tunnel thing and then, with a lot of difficulty... the others they had to knock out and CARRY them to the other side!  So much for evolution (if dogs and cats are more intelligent than chimpanzees!).  This is one subject I have a hard time joking about because mainstream scientists are still blindly accepting evolution as a "truth" when there is no proof for it and lots of proofs for Intelligent Design.  They are testing medicines on rats assuming them close to humans, then proclaiming them "safe" and "trying them" on humans with devastating results and many people injured or even dead.  Darwin was an agnostic and pushed evolution to cut God out of the equation. Christians are in the majority and I would like to see them stand up to the agnostics and if for no other reason than that evolution denies God, Christians should demand an end to this outdated unscientific theory, not only for the sake of theology but for the sake of science!
very funny but probably true,  BIBLE(WORD OF GOD) says  do not be unequally yoked to a non believer

Hmmmmm... Plant corn and you get??? Corn. Every time. ;-)

 

Hmmmmm, is right Corn was a grass before man helped it evolve into corn by use of selctive breeding.

Of course.   And man has helped one type of critter to 'evolve' into both chihuahua and great danes.    Evolution is 'that easy'!   We can do it at home.    ;-)    Thanks for the enlightenment, James.  

 


James said:

Hmmmmm... Plant corn and you get??? Corn. Every time. ;-)

 

Hmmmmm, is right Corn was a grass before man helped it evolve into corn by use of selctive breeding.

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